Being a Better Internet Troll

Garry's First Words - New 2 Ogres 1 Bucket Pre-Production Vlog (part 3)

2012-02-06T01:46:00.000-08:00

I'm sure I'm supposed to write something funny, but somehow the idea that Garry still doesn't like me after all I've done for him bugs me.

Fuckin' ogre.

In 50 years...

2012-01-03T23:41:00.000-08:00

In 50 years:

the car you're driving now will probably have been turned into 500 soda cans which eventually became your artificial hip.
the music you love will only be performed live by people who are either dead, or have artificial hips also made from your car.
the internet will still contain porn.
Dick Clark will probably still be alive.
zombies will have been invented, probably by the same company that created Silly Putty.
Chuck Norris' beard will have set the world record for number of shark-weilding-bears fought in a single year, at 14,397. This number will be disputed because of the lack of identifiable body parts; the real number will be much, much higher.
all Chuck Norris jokes will have come true.
4chan and /b/ will be recognized by the UN as sovereign nations of these United Internets.
China will become a democratic nation and run up an enormous national debt buying the bodies of dead world leaders.
pot probably still won't be legal in every state in the US, but several other more potent alternatives will be.
Los Angeles will ban breathing the air.
North California will secede from Southern California.
Texas will apply to the UN.
Apple will have patented the vacuum tube.
cybernetic limb replacements will be sold at Wal-Mart, right next to the shotguns.
someone will dig up Charleton Heston so they can pry a gun from his "cold, dead hands." This ends badly as Heston will have become a zombie by this point, and the idiot prankster won't have loaded the gun.
insert iPod joke here.
Finally...

How to get Top Rated Comments on YouTube

2012-01-02T22:24:00.000-08:00

Hey Trollies, I'm back. Again. Late.

Today I'll explain in glorious lack of detail how to get top comments on YouTube. Its so simple any troll could do it.

Next video should be "How to make any sentence creepy."

It's about fucking time - 2 Ogres 1 Bucket pre-production follow-along blog Part 2

2011-12-01T11:32:00.000-08:00

Yes yes, it been a very long time since last post. Been in Bermuda getting rid of a few things.

Here's the next part of the vlog of me learning animation, taken from the points of view of Garry the Ogre

And if dat not enough, go to my channel on youtubes

2 Ogres 1 Bucket pre-production vlog part 1

2011-08-29T23:40:00.000-07:00

Step inside the mind of an animated character as he questions his animator. Say hi to Garry the ogre.

Bricking a Harddrive in One Easy Step

2011-08-23T11:25:00.000-07:00

Where there's a brick, there's a way

We Have Spiders

2011-08-10T00:45:00.000-07:00

If you've ever played video games with a clone, expect that there will be retarded conversation at the same time.

Remember that Tuhd's video channel is http://www.youtube.com/tuhdthetroll/ and you're allowed to subscribe and favorite the video. Or you can make rude and hilarious commentary if you so wishes. Or drink beer and roll your face on the keyboard. Tuhd not really that picky.

2011-07-31T23:33:00.000-07:00

Tuhd explains division by zeroes, using pie and a fridge. If you think it supposed to look like this, you is sadly mistaken.

Pet Spider - Tuhd's new adopted pet

2011-07-21T23:58:00.001-07:00

Tuhd always wondered if spiders poop...

Breakfast of Champions - Cooking with Tuhd, the Internet Troll

2011-07-13T00:58:00.000-07:00

The Breakfast of Champions, as cooked by Tuhd. May not be a cure for a hangover, world hunger, or death. Consult your physician before consuming Breakfast of Champions, as serious side effects may occur, such as vomiting, dizziness, irrepairable brain tumors, and mild death. Do not eat Breakfast of Champions if you are pregnant, about to become pregnant, or breathe regularly. These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, the CIA, or the OMGWTFBBQ.

DVD Ripping made stupid easy

2011-07-07T02:07:00.000-07:00

The Haircut Bet

2011-06-21T18:16:00.000-07:00

This can't end well...

Burning a CD - Helpful Hints with Tuhd (and Geoff)

2011-06-14T00:43:00.000-07:00

Geoff fills in for Tuhd this week with a Helpful Hint!

Music used is all released under Creative Commons, meaning Tuhd is free to get away with using it.

Bands used:
Mochipet - Petdestroyer (opening and 2nd song Geoff queues up)
Hellmood B Ware - Cryptonite (first song Geoff queues up)
Professor Kliq - Bust This Bust That (3rd song and outro track)

Want your music used in a Tuhd video? Let Tuhd know via a message (not a video comment) and allow Tuhd to make fun of it as best he can. Otherwise Tuhd stuck with creative commons type musics.

Bacon Candy Bar (Part Two) - Cooking with Tuhd

2011-05-16T18:53:00.000-07:00

Part Two! Ifs you missed part one, go back and watch part one.

Bacon Candy Bar (Part One) - Cooking with Tuhd

2011-05-15T18:53:00.000-07:00

Tuhd's favorite dessert he made up. Part one!

Clone Interrupted

2011-05-04T21:24:00.000-07:00

Tuhd watches TV. Geoff ensues.

Bacon - Cooking with Tuhd

2011-04-14T01:48:00.000-07:00

New Toy

2011-03-24T22:23:00.000-07:00

Tuhd's new toy of awesome. Presented appropriately. Then Geoff gets ahold of it.

Your Online Presence

2011-03-17T00:23:00.000-07:00

AssTrollogy - A horoscope for allalls of you

2011-03-07T23:24:00.000-08:00

Tuhd pretty sure it called dat cuz you pull it out your ass...

AssTrollogical Horoscope for whatever month it happens to be ~

Aries (The Asshole)
Put on cleanest wife-beater and whippin belt, and go terrorize mall kiosks. When trying on dat new pair of camo pants, ask anyone passing by if it 'makes their ass look fat', and laugh at confused look on their faces. Haggle with used car salesman over what color you want them to deliver dat previously owned truck and punch a midget.

Taurus (The Bullshitter)
You gonna drive your shop truck to bar to meet women tonight because your Ferarri is in shop.   Naturallies, until your commodities trading assets is unfrozen you haves to put the drinks on your tab. Don't take anyone home with you because your mansion being fumigateds.

Gemini (The Twin Terrors)
Fortune smiles upon you, nettings you millions in profits. Unfortunately, it in Vietnamese đồng currency, and rent still due. Have mac-and-cheese dinner with yourself, and yourself, because you is your favorite person. Coffee is always better fresh brewed. Firecrackers don't really crack fire, or make fire.

Cancer (The Crab)
Smash things with a rock, then hose down passing school-kids. The [like] button are not replacement for personal interaction, so try to say something meaningful to those people you forgot how yous met. Stay away from rest of the internet, because nobody cares abouts your opinions.

Leo (The Furry)
The world is your oyster, because you put it on credit. Stop punching old peoples and pull your pants up. Love will find you today and demand her child support. Best to not even get out of bed today and order pizza. If you do go out, you will have strange preoccupations with tall buildings.

Virgo (The Nerdy Guy with Poor Social Skills)
Discoveries abound todays.   Mac and cheese becomes delicacy when baked slightly crispy. There is other beers than ones you find on TV. Chocolate milk are great at any age. Your parent's basement are horrible place to bring date. You and Netflix continue to build upon partnership, coming to greater understanding of each others needs.

Libra (The Accountant)
Food budget consisting of ramen and vitamins sound great on paper, but just because both on sale today don't mean you buy $300 of each 'for the year.' Being a stingy fuck won't get you any closer to your dreams, unless you dreams of used couches what smell of college frat parties, and 10-year-old craigslist TVs that is always out of focus. Invest in a personality and some clothes that aren't tagged by Salvation Army.

Scorpio (The UV-reactive Insect)
Watch out for giant feet today.

Sagittarius (The Mutant)
Dig through freezer and find something tasty. Possibly bacon or hot wings, or that fruitcake from 2003.  Raid your neighbor's secret coffee can they hide in back yard and buy new sexy shorts and a copy of Rainman on DVD. It will be your best day ever. Not that it saying much.

Capricorn (The Sea Goat)
Being that your sign is water goat, you probably eat a boot you fished out of the river, followed by some tin cans. Don't forget commercial acting interview later this week. You won't get job initially, but few calls made by your creepy internet stalker will change things in your favor. Leave your shades open as sign of appreciation.

Aquarius (The Fishtank)
Today is a good day to clean up your life. Start with the cat poop behind the couch you've been ignoring for the last year. If it came out of the dryer, it's clean.  Be water conscious and save time by wearing your clothes in the shower while you wash, or better yet, water your lawn and take your shower at the same time. Your neighbors will appreciate the newer, greener you.

Pisces (One Fish, Two Fish)
Dig the self-help books out of the attic and sell them at a used bookstore. They didn't help then, but they'll certainly help you make bail for your delinquent son-in-law who "has potential if he'd only apply himself". Sure, he'd probably do good to learn this lesson on his own, but you're powerless against your daughter's puppy-dog-eyes. Sorry sap. Don't forget to pick up beer. You'll need it with the way your day is about to go.

Tuhd - The Internet Troll: Tuhd vs. Himself

2011-03-02T20:18:00.000-08:00

mmm... clones

Tuhd - The Internet Troll: How to Change Your Oil

2011-02-22T10:31:00.000-08:00

Another great tip from the same great troll.

Cooking with Tuhd - Ultimate cup of Coffee

2011-02-13T21:32:00.000-08:00

Tuhd made a destructional video for makings fresh coffees

Delays, but awesome incoming

2011-02-08T14:32:00.001-08:00

Tuhd apologize for delays, but next video is on way. Just waitings on something in mail for video.

Next video are named "Cooking with Tuhd - How to makes Coffee"

Dat all Tuhd can tell you right now.

Perpetual AFK

2011-01-23T02:05:00.000-08:00