- the car you're driving now will probably have been turned into 500 soda cans which eventually became your artificial hip.
- the music you love will only be performed live by people who are either dead, or have artificial hips also made from your car.
- the internet will still contain porn.
- Dick Clark will probably still be alive.
- zombies will have been invented, probably by the same company that created Silly Putty.
- Chuck Norris' beard will have set the world record for number of shark-weilding-bears fought in a single year, at 14,397. This number will be disputed because of the lack of identifiable body parts; the real number will be much, much higher.
- all Chuck Norris jokes will have come true.
- 4chan and /b/ will be recognized by the UN as sovereign nations of these United Internets.
- China will become a democratic nation and run up an enormous national debt buying the bodies of dead world leaders.
- pot probably still won't be legal in every state in the US, but several other more potent alternatives will be.
- Los Angeles will ban breathing the air.
- North California will secede from Southern California.
- Texas will apply to the UN.
- Apple will have patented the vacuum tube.
- cybernetic limb replacements will be sold at Wal-Mart, right next to the shotguns.
- someone will dig up Charleton Heston so they can pry a gun from his "cold, dead hands." This ends badly as Heston will have become a zombie by this point, and the idiot prankster won't have loaded the gun.
- insert iPod joke here.
- Finally...
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