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Oct 11, 2010

How to Troll: Haters

The attention whores of hatefulness.  Much likes firestarters, Haters is people who seek out targets of hate.  It really are dat simple.

But, as you all knows, Tuhd is not about keeping things all simples.  Tuhd like to ramble on for a while and make references to bacon, your lame friends, and tards.

So, standard disclaimers be here.  STOP DOING STUFF LIKE DIS!

Since there be lots of types of haters, lets us break it down to just a few categorities to work with.

Lets us use Tuhd's favorites as example.

Yes, Tuhd has favorites.  Tuhd also has bacons.  Stop questionings Tuhd.

YouTube haters are Tuhd's most favoritest of Haters.

Because they bring out the tards in DROVES.  If you doesn't know not to get into obviously baited arguements with peoples, YOU ARE A TARD.  And Tuhd laughs at you.  And then they responds to you.  AND YOU COME BACK AGAIN.  And Tuhd laughs at you.

The better you argues with peoples like them, the more they use simple retorts.  You types up a 3 paragraph response, and they come back with "You're obviously a fag who has too much time on his hands."  You call them a troll, and they outline 7 points why you is one too.

And what great abouts these trolls, is they never troll on things they like.  They troll on things they doesn't like.  And they do it because of the attentions they get.  AND YOU AND YOUR LAME FRIENDS FALLS FOR IT.

They seeks out music they not like and say trollish thing to gets you to respond.  They watch popular videos and if video not funny or epic or explosive enoughs for they, they troll it and you respond.  They seek out things about controversial subjects, like china and politics and clubbing baby seals and support wrong side (assuming there is a wrong side) and make it sound like anyone who not agrees with them is idiot, which gets you responding for months.


Your sanities will thank you.

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