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Oct 7, 2010

How to Troll: Firestarter

If you doesn't know Tuhd's standard disclaimers, just go ahead and ignore any advice Tuhd gived you.

Firestarter: Not that awesome song by that one band.

Tuhd not sure whats to think about firestarters.  Some of thems is funny, but since so much of thems use politics, religion, and Justin Beiber to go abouts their businesses, it just sorta get old fast.  Like salads.  Those get old fast, too.  After a day or two it gets all soggy and a couple days later it starts growing weird colorful crap.  Just like salads.

So while Tuhd thoroughly enjoy first day or so of firestarter's works, Tuhd have to put this down in the category of "kinda middles of da road but mostly just an annoyance and more of a tard than a troll since it doesn't take much brains to throw a statement onto the internet that will cause an uproar, especially if you've watched more than 5 minutes of CNN or MSNBC and repeat what you hear or the opposite."  Seriouslies, Tuhd could do this blindfolded.

Wants a great example?  Go checks out the comments for dis video.  Tuhd not even haves to types out example for you.  Youtubes is rife with dis stuff.  Heck, da video itself is great example of Firestarter.

Before you asks, yes, Tuhd have watched video.  Couple times.  Lots of fearmongering, interspersed with bits of informations Tuhd was looking for, and little comments that probablies isn't supposed to be funny that Tuhd cracks up at.  Alex Jones guy is funny when he uses his "deep, ominous, scary stuff" voice.  The black commentary guy is awesome.  Jesse Ventura and Willie makes appearances.  Tuhd lol'd.  Dat's about all Tuhd can do at videos like dat.

So, wants to be differents than the firestarters?  It simple.  Stop presentings your opinions as factses.  Stop lookings for any chance to force your meaty agenda downs people's throats.  Stop its now!

Go forth, and becomes the patient, prouds troll you was ments to be!

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