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Apr 26, 2010

Even the Troll Thinks You're Retarded

Hello peoples, Tuhd here

Decided to put thoughts all in one place instead of all over internets.  People seem to like this idea.  So Tuhd do it.

For years now Tuhd been prolific troll on internet under many assumed nameds.  And Tuhd pick up many tricks and stuff over years to being not only great troll on internet, but avoiding consequence for such action. Tuhd also learn you are all stupid.

Howevers, it not your fault.  Your parents drank while you was in mommy, prob'ly listened to country music, and feed you too much sugar and not enough bacon as kids, so by time you was teenagers, you already failed at life.  On tops of that, for many of you, there was many years internet and computers was only for nerds, and because of that stigmata, you doesn't know your face from a boxing glove pounding on the keyboard to say what you want to.

Basically, you really retarded.

But...

There is hopes.  Tuhd will teach you to be retarded less often.  And, Tuhd show you how to be awesome.  Awesome like bacon.  Mmm... Bacon.

Over next several... many times... Tuhd going to outline all kinds of things you need to know.  Even if you don't know you need to know, you do.  Tuhd has watched you long time.  So many of you is anti-functionable on internet.  It time to make things easier.  Tuhd is here for dat.

-Tuhd, the Internet Troll



if you leave comment claiming Tuhd being insensitive by using word "retard," go eat a dictionary.

{editor's note: If you are offended, please take Tuhd's advice and eat a dictionary}